Mufasa: The Lion King is better than the 2019 The Lion King, as of course it had damned well better be. Almost everything is better than the 2019 The Lion King. The 2019 Aladdin and the 2017 Beauty and the Beast are both better than the 2019 The Lion King. The 2019 Cats is way […]
A review requested by DCHB, with thanks to supporting Alternate Ending as a donor through Patreon. I would like to suggest that The Adventures of the American Rabbit represents some kind of extreme for what it’s possible to adapt into a narrative motion picture. Toys – that’s easy. Poetry – ask Edgar Allan Poe about […]
What’s most disappointing to me about The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim is that if it had come from a place of actual artistic inspiration rather than flop-sweaty desperation we might really have had something here. I mean, ain’t that always the way, but in the particular case of The War […]
Every person is biased in some degree towards or against every single movie we ever watch, but sometimes that bias is severe enough that there’s just no honesty at all in pretending it’s not there. So let me lead with the blunt fact, and you can decide if you want to read beyond this sentence: […]
