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Movies I’m Pretty Sure This Is the Absolute Most You Can Swear at an Umpire and Get Away with It By Jim Vorel July 21, 2026 | 4:34pm
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Movies Texas Gets Hoisted by Its Own Razor-Bladed Border Buoys By Jim Vorel July 21, 2026 | 3:20pm
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Movies Big Dumb Golf Baby Threatened to Call Daddy Trump for Help at the Open By Jacob Weindling July 21, 2026 | 2:26pm
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Arizona Is the Roadmap to How the Trump Admin Is Gutting SNAP, Leaving People HungryBy Jim VorelJuly 21, 2026 | 11:06am -
Is It Even Possible to Sell Food Truck Burgers Without the Dumbest Sex Puns You’ve Ever Heard?By Jim VorelJuly 20, 2026 | 4:59pm -
Fox News Hosts Are Really Confused How an “Obliterated” Iranian Military Keeps Killing U.S. SoldiersBy Jim VorelJuly 20, 2026 | 1:35pm -
Turns Out, ICE Already Has Body Cameras. They Just Don’t Bother Using Them.By Jim VorelJuly 20, 2026 | 11:06am -
Celebrate Papa's Birthday with the Poorly Designed Hemingway Daiquiri CocktailBy Jim VorelJuly 19, 2026 | 9:00am -
SpaceX Stock Looks Like a SpaceX Rocket LaunchBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 17, 2026 | 2:09pm -
Only 15% of Americans Strongly Approve of Donald Trump, a Record LowBy Josh JacksonJuly 17, 2026 | 1:27pm -
MLB Has a Plan for Players Who Want to Skip 2028 Olympics: Just Suspend Them!By Jim VorelJuly 17, 2026 | 10:15am -
Gay FBI Agent Was Fired for Displaying a Pride Flag (That the FBI Gave Him)By Jim VorelJuly 17, 2026 | 8:05am -
The “American Flag Blue” Reflecting Pool Is Now ... Confederate Gray?By Jim VorelJuly 16, 2026 | 1:08pm -
Another Man Died in ICE Custody. His Family Say He Was Denied His Medication.By Jim VorelJuly 16, 2026 | 11:27am -
Yet Another Trump Appointee Refuses to Answer the Question: “Who Won the 2020 Election?”By Jim VorelJuly 15, 2026 | 2:46pm -
'Move Fast and Break Things' Broke EverythingBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 15, 2026 | 1:11pm -
Wisconsin Elections Commission Refers Elon Musk for Criminal Prosecution over His $1 Million Check “Giveaways”By Jim VorelJuly 15, 2026 | 12:08pm -
Oops, ICE Killed Too Many People in Vehicle Stops for Markwayne Mullin’s TasteBy Jim VorelJuly 15, 2026 | 7:55am -
Court Declares Pair of Goldfish Are "Sentient" and Possess Right to a Better ExistenceBy Jim VorelJuly 14, 2026 | 12:55pm -
Genius Ploy: We Stop Iran from Tolling Hormuz by Tolling Hormuz Even Harder OurselvesBy Jim VorelJuly 14, 2026 | 10:32am -
Munetaka Murakami Is MLB’s Oddest (and Most Extreme) New SluggerBy Jim VorelJuly 13, 2026 | 5:26pm -
It’s Small-Town Maine’s Turn to Be the Latest with a Fatal ICE ShootingBy Jim VorelJuly 13, 2026 | 2:28pm -
Venezuela Is Basically a U.S. Colony at This Point, with Marco Rubio Its “Viceroy”By Jim VorelJuly 13, 2026 | 11:54am -
Mourn the Obliteration of Endangered Species with a Tropical Jungle Bird CocktailBy Jim VorelJuly 12, 2026 | 9:00am -
Splinter: Graham Platner's Political Legacy Is a More Misogynistic and Divided LeftBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 11, 2026 | 10:57am -
Trump Is Genuinely Incapable of Accepting a Win That Falls in His LapBy Jim VorelJuly 10, 2026 | 1:51pm -
ICE Is Trying to Deport the Witnesses to Its Latest KillingBy Jim VorelJuly 10, 2026 | 11:02am -
Dylan Cease: MLB's Every-Other-Year Ace PitcherBy Jim VorelJuly 9, 2026 | 3:41pm -
It Only Took One Trip for Trump’s New Air Force One to Be Deemed a Security RiskBy Jim VorelJuly 9, 2026 | 11:28am -
The U.K. Posthumously Pardons the Abused Woman It Put to Death 71 Years EarlierBy Jim VorelJuly 8, 2026 | 4:31pm -
Can You Sue Your Nation for the Effects of Climate Change? This Guy Is Determined to Do So.By Jim VorelJuly 8, 2026 | 1:34pm -
Trump on Iran Truce (And His Own Presidency): “I Think It’s Over”By Jim VorelJuly 8, 2026 | 10:53am -
Apparently Dog Show Competitors Need to Be Screened for ... Cocaine?By Jim VorelJuly 7, 2026 | 4:55pm -
Everything Trump Touches Dies: USMNT EditionBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 7, 2026 | 3:33pm -
Now It’s Mitch McConnell’s Turn to Field “Is He Alive or Dead?” QuestionsBy Jim VorelJuly 6, 2026 | 4:26pm -
Ford Fired a Diabetic Worker for “Stealing” a $2 Cookie ... That He Actually Paid ForBy Jim VorelJuly 6, 2026 | 12:28pm -
FIFA Is So Shamelessly Corrupt, They’ll Change Their Own Rules at Trump’s CommandBy Jim VorelJuly 5, 2026 | 5:28pm -
Booze like a Founding Father with Two Different Versions of the Sazerac CocktailBy Jim VorelJuly 5, 2026 | 9:00am -
If Establishment Democrats Will Not Fight Back, Democrats Will Vote Them Out for SocialistsBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 4, 2026 | 8:55am -
A 25-Year-Old Air Force Recruit Died from the Flu. The Blood is on Pete Hegseth's Hands.By Jim VorelJuly 3, 2026 | 3:50pm -
He Lost $32,700 on Trump Branded Crypto. So Naturally, He Blames Democrats.By Jim VorelJuly 3, 2026 | 11:23am -
Touch the Reflecting Pool, Get Indicted by a D.C. Grand Jury. Even If You’re an Olympian!By Jim VorelJuly 2, 2026 | 4:07pm -
Do You Know What a “Sell By” Date on Your Food Even Means?By Jim VorelJuly 2, 2026 | 1:48pm -
Reminder: It’s Only “Communism” When a Democrat Weighs in on Your ThermostatBy Jim VorelJuly 2, 2026 | 10:41am -
Welcome to r/crowbro, the Subreddit for People Who Have Befriended Their Local CrowsBy Jim VorelJuly 1, 2026 | 8:10am -
The Five Best Teams to Sign LeBron James, Based on VibesBy Jacob WeindlingJune 30, 2026 | 4:38pm -
The U.S. House Battlegrounds in 2026: 55 Races to Watch in the MidtermsBy Josh JacksonJune 29, 2026 | 1:56pm -
New Glory Days? The Return of Women’s Professional BaseballBy Jessica QuiroliJune 29, 2026 | 8:10am -
Chuck Schumer Is Getting Back on His UFO BullshitBy Jacob WeindlingJune 28, 2026 | 10:00am -
Wade Into the Surf with the Tropical Treat of a Painkiller CocktailBy Jim VorelJune 27, 2026 | 12:00pm -
Total Shocker: States That Legalized Sports Betting Had Sudden Surge of Gambling AddictionsBy Jim VorelJune 26, 2026 | 4:52pm -
Europe’s Deadly Heat Wave Would Be “Virtually Impossible” Without Climate ChangeBy Jim VorelJune 26, 2026 | 11:49am -
Supreme Court Decision on Glyphosate Shoves More Humiliation Down RFK Jr. and MAHA ThroatsBy Jim VorelJune 25, 2026 | 2:11pm -
The Pentagon Lost Its War Against Flu Shots in Less than Two MonthsBy Jim VorelJune 25, 2026 | 11:50am -
Pete Crow-Armstrong Is So Hated, Umpires Are Going Out of Their Way to Screw Him OverBy Jim VorelJune 24, 2026 | 5:19pm -
The Democratic Party's Insurgency Has ArrivedBy Jacob WeindlingJune 24, 2026 | 2:42pm -
A Crashing-Out Trump Refuses to Sign Just-Passed Bipartisan Housing BillBy Jim VorelJune 24, 2026 | 12:41pm -
Newly Discovered Spider Uses a Web Catapult to Launch Ants Into the AirBy Jim VorelJune 24, 2026 | 10:40am -
Millions of Dollars Have Now Been Awarded to People Fired over Charlie Kirk CommentsBy Jim VorelJune 23, 2026 | 3:45pm -
Lord, Protect My Family from "Autopilot" Teslas Slamming Into Our HomesBy Jim VorelJune 23, 2026 | 11:52am -
Norway Fans Take Over Times Square, Hearts, MindsBy Josh JacksonJune 23, 2026 | 11:34am -
We’re at the “Hitting Protestors with Cars” Stage of ICE Fascism NowBy Jim VorelJune 22, 2026 | 5:10pm -
Booze Gimmicks Are Best When They Can Admit They’re GimmicksBy Jim VorelJune 22, 2026 | 3:02pm -
The Reflecting Pool Story Has Gotten Too Profoundly Stupid to IgnoreBy Jim VorelJune 22, 2026 | 11:40am -
Honor Soccer’s World Cup GOAT with the Intense Refreshment of Fernet & CokeBy Jim VorelJune 21, 2026 | 8:30am -
Turns Out Sportswashing Makes You Bad At Sports!By Jacob WeindlingJune 20, 2026 | 12:32pm -
All It Takes Is a Broken Car Air Conditioner for Climate Change to Kill YouBy Jim VorelJune 20, 2026 | 8:30am -
The U.S. Senate Battlegrounds in 2026: 12 Races to Watch in the Midterms (Updated)By Josh JacksonJune 19, 2026 | 11:50am -
Donald Trump, on the Topic of 170 Dead Iranian Kids: "Mistakes Are Made. War Is Nasty."By Jim VorelJune 19, 2026 | 8:30am -
Papa Johns Is Spying on Your Fridge to Know When You Can Be Influenced to Buy PizzaBy Jim VorelJune 18, 2026 | 3:01pm -
You Know It's a Great Nickname When Both Obama Haters and Boosters Want to Claim ItBy Jim VorelJune 18, 2026 | 11:22am -
The FBI "Foiled" an Incredibly Incompetent Right-Wing Christian Terror Attack on Trump's UFC EventBy Jim VorelJune 17, 2026 | 2:47pm -
Undisputed GOAT Lionel Messi Ties the All-Time World Cup Goal-Scoring Record with a Hat-TrickBy Josh JacksonJune 17, 2026 | 12:31pm -
Well, These Are Certainly the Most Cheerful F-Bombs You'll Ever Hear on a Tennis CourtBy Jim VorelJune 17, 2026 | 10:56am -
So, Is Rep. Tom Kean Jr. Alive or Dead?By Jim VorelJune 16, 2026 | 6:15pm -
Trump Lost the Iran WarBy Jacob WeindlingJune 16, 2026 | 3:39pm -
Pizza Hut Has Now Been Out-Pizza'd Into Abject SurrenderBy Jim VorelJune 16, 2026 | 12:50pm -
Cape Verde Goalkeeper Gains 8 Million Instagram Followers After Shutting Out SpainBy Josh JacksonJune 16, 2026 | 11:10am -
We Have a New Metric to Measure Which Pitcher's Stuff is FilthiestBy Jim VorelJune 16, 2026 | 10:49am -
A Huge Raw Milk Producer Found Tons of Pathogens in Its Milk. So They Just Sold It as Cheese Instead.By Jim VorelJune 16, 2026 | 8:42am -
Scottish Fans Have Already Won the World CupBy Josh JacksonJune 15, 2026 | 2:27pm -
The U.K. Is Banning Social Media for Kids. Can It Deliver More Effectively Than Australia?By Jim VorelJune 15, 2026 | 11:27am -
The POTUS May Be Half Dead, but You Don’t Have to Be with the Corpse Reviver #2 CocktailBy Jim VorelJune 14, 2026 | 8:30am -
Grand Ol' Elephant Takes a Grand Ol' Leak in the Middle of the Texas GOP ConventionBy Josh JacksonJune 12, 2026 | 5:42pm -
A Law Designed to Protect the Identity of Crime Victims Is Instead Being Used to Hide Police IdentitiesBy Jim VorelJune 12, 2026 | 4:20pm -
SpaceX IPO Makes Elon World's First Trillionaire, and It May Mark the Top of the AI HysteriaBy Jacob WeindlingJune 12, 2026 | 3:35pm -
Empty Seats Look Poised to Haunt the 2026 FIFA World CupBy Jim VorelJune 12, 2026 | 12:11pm -
Southern Baptists Formally Make Pastorship a Boy’s Club OnlyBy Jim VorelJune 12, 2026 | 9:00am -
Never Doubt the Ability of Police or Feds to Accidentally Shoot Themselves or OthersBy Jim VorelJune 11, 2026 | 3:38pm -
With Vow to Take Kharg Island, Trump Just Announced a Ground Invasion of IranBy Jim VorelJune 11, 2026 | 11:33am -
What, Did FIFA Forget to Bribe Ken Paxton Before the World Cup?By Jim VorelJune 10, 2026 | 4:52pm -
Sports' Inevitable Gambling Crisis Has Arrived with Brendan SorsbyBy Jacob WeindlingJune 10, 2026 | 1:59pm -
U.S. Sunscreen Is Actually Getting Better, for the First Time in More than 20 YearsBy Jim VorelJune 10, 2026 | 12:05pm -
The 16 Governor Races to Watch This YearBy Josh JacksonJune 10, 2026 | 8:47am -
Finally, Coors Has Created a Wondrous Device That Holds a Few BeersBy Jim VorelJune 9, 2026 | 1:49pm -
Israel Is Working Ceaselessly to Scuttle Any Iran Peace DealBy Jim VorelJune 9, 2026 | 11:31am -
Stadium Workers in L.A. Prepare for Strike as World Cup, Team USA and ICE LoomBy Jim VorelJune 8, 2026 | 5:12pm -
The Leopards Have Finally Come for the Mormon Face of Sen. Mike LeeBy Jim VorelJune 8, 2026 | 2:47pm -
New York City Is Crashing Out in Jubilation Over the Knicks as Watch Parties Get CanceledBy Jim VorelJune 8, 2026 | 11:40am -
You'll Feel Like a Thousand Million Bucks Drinking the Swanky Billionaire CocktailBy Jim VorelJune 7, 2026 | 9:00am -
It's So Over for CryptoBy Jacob WeindlingJune 6, 2026 | 9:55am -
Georgia Asks Residents, Would You Mind Helping Us to Kill Some 4-Foot Invasive Lizards?By Jim VorelJune 6, 2026 | 9:30am -
Norway Lays Down the World Cup Gauntlet with a Viking-Themed Team PhotoBy Josh JacksonJune 5, 2026 | 4:40pm -
I'm on Team "End MLB Blackouts Forever"By Jim VorelJune 5, 2026 | 3:10pm -
It’s Only a $13 Billion Aircraft Carrier, Why Would We Expect the Toilets to Work?By Jim VorelJune 5, 2026 | 9:48am -
You'll Never Be Half as Tough as the Sherpa Guide Who Spent a Week Crawling Down EverestBy Jim VorelJune 4, 2026 | 4:28pm -
MAGA’s Precious Beef Supply Is Under Threat from an Unstoppable Parasite We've Failed to ContainBy Jim VorelJune 4, 2026 | 2:03pm -
How the Humble Bean Plant Chemically Calls in Wasp Airstrikes on Caterpillar AttackersBy Jim VorelJune 3, 2026 | 4:29pm -
We're Fortunate the Trump Admin's Cowardice Sometimes Blocks Its CorruptionBy Jim VorelJune 3, 2026 | 12:36pm -
So What Are These "Valuables" That Gangs of Men Are Supposedly Searching for in New York City's Sewers?By Jim VorelJune 3, 2026 | 7:42am -
Trying to Wrap Your Head Around UFO 'Disclosure' Under President TrumpBy Jacob WeindlingJune 2, 2026 | 4:08pm