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Aella
@Aella_Girl
whorelord, survey artist, sample size queen, way too earnest. knowingless.com
San Francisco
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Joined September 2012
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    May 28
    alright let's get this off the ground. Ladies, submit a profile, and gents you can put email into the waitlist to get notified when it goes live. Check out knockrup.com <3
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    May 27
    there's a lot of ladies i know without guys, but who want kids. and i go 'would you accept some rich guy paying u a ton of money to just have his kid as a single parent' and they're like 'idk man prob not' and im like 'waht if it was 5m' and they're all magically like 'oh yeah i
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Sep 3, 2024
    a heavily pregnant housewife with six toddlers, living on what appears to be a modest salary, is not having a good time. This is a political view that benefits men
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Dec 8, 2024
    I sometimes do interviews of people with obscure fetishes, here's some of my favorites --
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    May 21, 2024
    As a sex worker online for over a decade, who's been closely watching how the sexy parts of the internet have changed, I have a theory for why this is happening.
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    pnorm
    @paleonormie
    May 19, 2024
    I feel like all media is drifting closer and closer to porn and nobody wants to speak up about it for fear of being labeled a prude
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Aug 12, 2025
    i dated a guy who, years ago, started out poor and blue collar, from a broken family, and worked as a car mechanic. He put a ton (all?) of his savings into nvidia, and now he's retired in his mid 30's. I'm proud of him
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    unusual_whales
    @unusual_whales
    Aug 10, 2025
    Nvidia, $NVDA, now accounts for over 8% of the S&P500, the highest weighting for any single stock in index history
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Dec 8, 2024
    Replying to @Aella_Girl
    1. A guy was aroused by the moment women discovered they had accidentally put on some weight. It had to be accidental, and it had to only be some weight (like, not getting obese). He loved the concept of a woman going on vacation, eating good food, coming back home, and
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Oct 26, 2021
    Sexual fetishes on the political compass, men and women. Total sample size was over 19,000!
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Apr 6, 2025
    Replying to @dimessqcowgirl
    ...you can just squeeze your vagina to simulate an orgasm you know. just notice what your muscles do when you orgasm, and then repeat that. its not hard
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Mar 28, 2022
    schools should include a class called Truth Is Hard, where u get bombarded with examples of confused eyewitnesses, incorrect public outrages, studies that failed to replicate, super convincing arguments that fall apart with one additional fact u didn't expect, etc.
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Dec 13, 2024
    what... what do men think women look like?
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